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Single and Hating It!

 

So you HATE
Valentines Day??

....Here are some sweet ideas for you!

 

 

Hearts and roses and kisses galore...
What the hell is all that shit for?
People get mushy and start acting weird
It is definitely the most annoying day of the year.

This day needs to get the hell over with and pass
Before I shove a dozen roses up Cupid's ass
I'll spend the day so drunk I can't speak
And wear all black for the rest of the week

Guys act all sweet, but it soon will fade
For all they are doing is trying to get laid
The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit
Because I think love is a crock of shit

So heres my story...what else can I say?
Love bite my ass...Screw Valentines Day!
-author unknown

 

 

 

 

FIGHT BACK!



Invite over some single friends...
Throw an ANTI-V.D. party!

 

 

Use black hearts & broken hearts for decorations - ask everyone to wear black & red on the invitation.

"On Valentines Day, I wish I was dead...
help me recover by wearing BLACK and RED
"

heart burn partyServe foods that don't cause "heart-burn"!

single party heart cakeBake a heart-shaped cake, and stab a knife
into it for the perfect finishing touch!

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Bleeding Heart
3/4 oz Campari® bitters
1/4 oz creme de cassis
6 oz club soda
Cold Hearted Threesome
1 oz Bacardi® Coco rum
1 oz peach schnapps
1/2 oz Bacardi® white rum
1 oz orange juice
1 oz cranberry juice
1 oz pineapple juice
1 oz grenadine syrup
1 cup crushed ice

Instead of sitting home alone,
Everyone can mourn this silly,
overly-commerical holiday together!

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I've noticed that there is a certain stage of a relationship where Valentines Day can be downright lethal. Thats the 'not-quite-officially-together' stage. I've seen it happen many times.

One person in the couple makes big plans for valentines, and expects cards and gifts from the other ... while the other is thinking that they are not 'officially' a couple, so they blow off the holiday altogether.

Expectations can KILL a potential relationship - so be careful out there folks - check with your friend first before making (or not making) plans - don't let this silly holiday ruin what might be a great relationship!

 

 

The Anti-Valentine's Day Page

Say No to V-D!

Valentine's Day Can Bite Me

Love Sucks - The Dark Side of V-Day

Protest Valentines Day!
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Best Anti-Love Songs for a Broken Heart

 

 

 

 

 


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Tips For Planning a Divorce Party
By Danielle L. Taylor

The divorce party has become quite calm these days, and it can be a lot of fun and a great way to help you move on. It's a great way to get your supportive friends together and celebrate the fact that you're newly single. However, planning a fun divorce party can sometimes be frustrating. In this article, you will receive some really great tips for planning a divorce party that is sure to be a blast.

Decide on Your Theme Most divorce parties have really great and comical themes. Choosing one before you start shopping can help you decide the things you will need to purchase which go along with your theme. Get creative and try to think about your newfound freedom and what it means to you. One great theme idea is 'escape.' You can purchase great props like handcuffs and ropes - and then break the handcuffs and fray the ropes. Play great party games like tying each other up and timing how long it takes to escape. Whoever escapes first wins the game. There are so many different ideas. Simply use your imagination and you will find a great theme.

Who to Invite? Another thing you will want to think about is who you will invite to your divorce party. Of course, your first thought is to invite your girlfriends if you're a woman or your guy friends if you're a man. Just remember that inviting friends that are mutual friends of you and your ex could be a bit touchy. As long as they know that your party is not meant to be offensive to your ex - but rather a celebration for you, it should be fine. Of course, children should never be there and inviting people from work could be a bad idea - especially if you plan on having alcohol at your party. The best thing to do is to keep your invitation list to your closest friends and family!

The Divorce Cake There are a lot of different options when it comes to the divorce cake. Basically, you only need to use your imagination to come up with a great idea. One of the most popular cake ideas is a mock wedding cake with the groom or bride pushing the other off the cake. Of course, icing with red food coloring is the blood the ex spouse lost while falling down the tiers!

There are many different ideas and by using your imagination, you can find the best one for your divorce party. Using the ideas and suggestions above, your divorce party can be more than just a party, it can be a celebration of your new life and your new found freedom!

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Valentine's Day Break-up Poems
from Associated Content

Happy Valentines Day
Let's say good bye,
Lets part as friends
I'll tell you why
Another gent has found my heart
And this great guy is pretty smart .
He holds a job and makes real money.
He buys me gifts and calls me honey.
You sit home and play the Wii.
He compares me to Catherine McPhee.
You complain about lint on the floor.
He holds my hand and says je t'adore.
So adios, aud weidersehn and good bye,
I'm leaving, I'm gone
now you know why.

 

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Don't let Valentines Day get you down.
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